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Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text. I think the only difference between me and the other placeholder text is that I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?!

You’re disgusting. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them. Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words - if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee.

Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them.

I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it's unbelievable. I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.

Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? Despite the constant negative ipsum covfefe.